Your Pizza Rights

. You have the right to edge-to-edge toppings.

. Toppings shall be fresh and never canned.

. Toppings will be found on top of the cheese, for perfect cooking.

. Cheese shall be aged provolone, and shall never be spelled "cheez."

. You are entitled to 100 pieces of pepperoni on every large pepperoni pizza.

. You have the right to expect consistently great taste with every pie.